Thursday, August 6

What to wear?

Is it time to get your party on? Well, you definitely need to have the right thing to wear.

A tutu is always a good bet but is best worn topless. Only really accepted in strip clubs and bath or popsicle time.

Layering is a must in climates where the weather may be iffy. If you get tired of carrying your extra layers, just wear them around your neck like and necklace (or a cape).
Foundational items are a must. Bras are considered a necessity. To check appropriate cup size, simply place on your head. Again, wear extra bras (for later?) around your neck as an almost-fashion statement.
When you have finally found the perfect dress for the occasion, make sure to not keep it clean. Dirt, leaves, rocks, and bugs will accomplish this task rather effortlessly.

Move big trucks while wearing selected outfit to test maneuverability and ease of wear.
Lastly, don't forget about your shoes. The more Dorothy-like, the better. Don't worry about color. Shiny goes with EVERYTHING!

6 comments:

Julianne said...

She is so cute.

Alyson said...

So cute and classic girl. Trying on every article of clothing to ensure everything gets worn multiple times throughout the day.

Tiff G. said...

I need a girl! She is so so cute! I love the bra measurements, I wish my bras were big enough to fit my head. So I either have tiny boobs or an enormous head...

Sarah Jayne said...

You're funny. She's so cute! She's so big too! How are you? What's new?

Audrey said...

I remember when Ryanna used to come out dressed in all kinds of crazy combos. It's funny to see what they put together and where they put those certain items.

Petertammenson said...

Love the bra photo! Laurel went through a phase of trying mine on and wearing them around the house - hilarious!