Mind your glasses

I'm going to tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a daddy. This daddy had a daughter who was learning to use the toilet. While they were at the zoo, it was time to make a trip to the potty. Because mommy had already made several trips with the daughter, it was Daddy's turn again. While Daddy was preparing the toilet for use, his sunglasses slipped off his head and into the toilet (already filled with pee because of a malfunctioning automatic flusher). He decided that there was no way he was going to reach in to the toilet filled with someone else's pee. So he let the daughter go to the bathroom on his sunglasses. While the daughter was on the toilet, the malfunctioning flusher decided to flush. Daddy felt relieved because then he could pull his sunglasses out of the clean water. When the daughter got off the toilet, Daddy looked down and saw that there were no glasses to be found. Daddy's glasses were gone.

The end.

The take home lesson: there's a reason why men use urinals. And, there's no such thing as clean water in a toilet. And, if you tell your wife this story, not only will she laugh at you randomly for the rest of the day, she'll tell all her friends and post it in cyberspace for it to be shared amongst the masses.